there’s no cure…
my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
My room mate and I both made goat sounds when the goat opened it’s mouth.
it looks like it’s say BaAaAaaaaa but mixed with BleEeEeEH
I like this observation.
#LOOKAT THE BABY #LOOK AT THE LITTLE LEGS #AND THE FLUFF #LOOK AT THE TAIL #I’M DYING HELP ME KITTIES ARE SO CUTE #LOOK AT IT IT’S JUST A LITTLE BALL OF FLUFF #BARELY EVEN HAS LEGTS #AND SUCH A CUHTE FACE I’M DYFIGN OMGGGG #cat
small humans slaying to nicki’s monster verse and then mocking the vma’s? hell yeah.
hot doctor game too strong
my throat is sore maybe ur dick could soothe it
Get to know me meme:  favourite movies
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